Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
When your friends vaguepost things about people offending them or pissing them off and you immediately think it must be something you did you just can’t remember what it is
mightymegapuncher said:WH TA THE ACTUAL FCU K IS YO UR FLIGHTRISNG TA G
it is albwarrr
i’m selling a bunch o’ dragons on flight rising
two pearlcatcher circuit babbies
two pearlcatcher clown babbies
one spiral shimmer babby
i’m also giving away two spirals for free
lemme know if you guys want.
sorry i haven’t been writing much lately
not due to lack of want but lack of time
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